Sunday, October 09, 2005

Ramblings...

So once again I glance at my list of things to do and I see that I am WAY behind on my blogs! From this day forward I promise to be a consistent blogger! :) Anyhoo I just got back in town! By the grace of God I found a paking spot in like 5 seconds! This week is going to be a GREAT week! I feel it! Yea, yea I am one of those people who takes every little thing as a sign! O speaking of superstitions and such.... I wen to see a psychic with my boyfriend this weekend! That was insane! Though now that I think about it it could have all just been a major scam! But Hey it is fun to believe a lil' bit! Anyhoo we gotta kick out of it! Have I mentioned that I have the best boyfriend in the world! I do!!! I love him! It is insane... no one ever thought I, of all people, would fall so fast! It is insane! So yea ... these blogs! Are they really helping anyone? I mean I know my grammar is still PRETTY awful! But it could just be me! I doubt anyone ever takes the time to read mine anyways, so whats the point! I mean I could write a huge entry on certain beliefs and such .... but I would pretty much just be doing it to distract myself from boredom!!! Well.... I am off to bed! It is going to feel so good to get a solid ten hours of sleep! WOOP WOOP!

*MUCHO AMOR**

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Thursday, October 06, 2005

i support gay marriage

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong....

**Note that it is said with sarcasm**

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Monday, September 26, 2005

CANDY AND CONDOMS

oK So I just got back from this "meeting" type thing...All I really knew about it was that there would be FREE CANDY and CONDOMS!! I am so0o0o0 there no matter what the topic!! lol It was interesting they gave us a lot of sex info. It wasn't like High School health class though like it was funny and a guy like maybe a year older than me was talking! OMG you wanna hear an awful fact! OK brace yourself...you are about to find out exactly how infested colleg is!!!
THE TOP THREE STDs ARE AS FOLLOWS1.HPV....Genital warts ....GROSSSSSS!!!2.CHLYMIDIA(dont kno how to spell it)3.HERPES
Isn't that awful...and 1/4 people have one of those!!! YIKES!! Anyhoo I got my knowledge, condoms, and candy! WOO HOO!!!
I LOVE TEXAS STATE!!!!!!
*MUAH*
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I PROMISE MY MOM IS NOT A HUGE LUSH..... SHE WAS JUST FREAKIN OUT ABOUT RITA!!!! LOL
WHEN ASKED WHAT SHE WAS GOING TO DO SHE RESPONDED (NOTE TAHT i am nalanew):

madregingwa: or if you stay - make sure you have a sturdy house and cover windows have supplies and during the storm stay in the interior part of your home on the bottom floor
madregingwa: and to plan to be there for a while
madregingwa: that would be under the stairs here
NalaNew: hmmm lol that will be interesting
madregingwa: yes - but you know daddy would probably be in and out of there
NalaNew: yea like when i was little
madregingwa: the kids and dogs and I would go in with flashlight and pillows and blankets
madregingwa: and a bible
madregingwa: and a bottle of vodka
madregingwa: lots of xanax and doggie downers too
madregingwa: benadryl for the kids
NalaNew: lol i love it


MY MOM ROCKS MY SOCKS!!! LOL
OK...SO COLLEGE!!! MAN O MAN! PEOPLE ARE INSANE .... I HAVE OFFICIALLY COME TO THAT CONCLUSION!!!
I have encountered two extremly odd situations today!! That is way above the norm!!! lol So I am going on my usual walk through the park....on my way back I see this guy standing in front of my hall! He is dancing with a sword...he is like doing axles (w/ way bad technique) and this weird modernish jump where he acts like he is stabbing himself!! He may have been lost.....like mentally! NO CLUE! So then I get in my dorm room and Lauren and I are sitting there and I asked her what kinda music she was listening too...it was like british..she wasn't listening to anything she thought it was me....we thought like our fridge was singing or something!! So we finally figured it out...a radio station has set up across the street with like two huge amps and they have been blasting music all day!!! OK NOT A BAD THING......EXCEPT THEY ARE PLAYING LIKE FOLK MUSIC, BRITISH BANDS, SOME SONG ABOUT A MONKEY AND A CHICKEN.....AND SOME ACID!!! I just laugh...The guys are being goofy and talking on mics and stuff ... they are saying some hilarious shit!! ahh the college life!!! GOTTA LOVE IT!!!
MUAH
Meagan

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

MAN O MAN

I am soooooo bored right now!!! You know I just realized that I am WAY behind on my blogs...got some catching up to do!!! So I was talking to my Best Firend today (she goes to BYU by the way)....I miss her tons!! We were talking about Rita and such!! As we speak my father hired someone to board up our house and he is staying there! My mom is going to Houston...to stay at someones house! They are both insane in the membrane!! I dont get it...hello...Houston we have a problem!! IDIOTS!! On top of that my dog has problems with storms like he shakes and has near heart attacks when it is sprinkling outside! What the eff is going to happen to him now!!! I am sadly expecting him to have a heartattack!!! Anyhoo got way off subject there....My friend and I were laughing b/c .... keep in mind we have weird senses of humor....We think that there might be a possibility that there might be a bit of over reacting (cantr spell) going on! We were also discussing the fact that we think this is Revelation...not really but ya know...and we were saying that you can't hide from that! Yea Yea not funny....I guess you have to hear all the weird voices we make when we say things!!! b/c it sure isnt funny when i read it!!! and I was laughing my ass off when we said it!!! Anyhoo I suck at english...Do you like my grammar???

*MUAH*
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Sunday, September 11, 2005

EXTREMELY INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2 :
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.He's had two Mistresses He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium incollege and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your Choice? Decide first, no peeking!!!!





Candidate A : is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.

By the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs built the Ark & Professionals built the Titanic

and in case you never saw this one......

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?...It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line...

Friday, September 09, 2005

DAY OF PRAYER

So I have just been told tha President George Bush has declared September 16th (My birthday) a National Day of Prayer for Katrina Victims!! Mak esure you pray!!! Anyhoo today's class was interesting...there may be a slight possibility that our professor has gine looney from his lack of sleep!!! I am willing to endure strange music and drumming though b/c it is for a good cause!!! Anyhoo I miss my family it is still really hard being so far! All my frineds are coming down next w/e we are all floating the river!! WOO HOO!! So much fun...def. one of my favorite past times!!!

LOVE

ME

Thursday, September 01, 2005

So I have decided taht I am completely boring!!! I have no views on topics that I wish to share!! I am a pretty passive person! So I decided to just turn this into a journal/diary type thing until I form some opinions!!! Anyhoo today was a great day! My boyfriend came to visit and he gave me some beautiful orange roses!! See....how boring no one wants to read about this stuff , but it is all I have to talk about!!! Well being a college student pretty much sucks!! I starve and when I attempt to eat on campus I get sick!!! Have you ever watched the show Big Brother? if you have you will know what I mean when I say I have been on the "Peanut Butter and Jelly" diet!! It sux!!! It also sucks that I live in the valley and I have to walk up this damn hill every morning at eight o clock!! O welL...maybe I will get a nice butt!

Later Days,

Meagan New